Theme: 🤼WWE Tournament🤼
This is the first ever week with a Friday Finals format since NFL Players Week back in 1999. The top three teams this week will face off on Friday in the head-to-head championship match to win more money and a VIP package to WrestleMania coming up this weekend. Unlike previous Friday Finals in the past, only teams who win the maingame are eligible to return on Friday. With all that being said, let’s get ready to rumble!
Tonight’s Wrestlers: Carmella, Xavier Woods, Drew McIntyre (all wrestlers this week are being introduced by Jim in a cloud of smoke)
THIS IS THE REAL DEAL! Let’s meet our first teams this week…
Tracina Jones & Drew McIntyre: she’s married to Kevin for 16 years with a 14-year-old girl named Veronica from Tampa, FL; he’s the Scottish Warrior and 2-time WWE champ best known for his Claymore Kick
Connie Evans & Carmella: Connie’s from Henderson, NC and as a kid, she would stay up late and watch WWE with her dad and brother (her favorite’s WrestleMania 32); Carmella’s a former SmackDown women’s champ, Women’s Tag Team champ, and 24/7 champion who lives by the motto “Mella is Money”
Mike Bozzuffi & Xavier Woods: Mike’s an elementary school health and P.E. teacher from Deptford, NJ; Xavier appeared on the celebrity edition on Oct. 30 last year and he’s one of three guys that make up the New Day group (the other two are Kofi Kingston & Big E)
FINAL SCORES
C & C: $17,850 (including $5K WWE cash prize) | M & X: $3,500 | T & D: $17,250 cash, WWE Shop, & VIP trip
The Prize Puzzle packages this week are a VIP trip to the WWE event of the contestant’s choice (Monday Night Raw, Friday Night Smackdown, or premium events like Summer Slam, Survivor Series or Royal Rumble) plus some autographed merchandise and more worth $8K.
GRAND TOTAL: $38,600
BANKRUPT TRASH: $19,600
Scary moments
-Too many penalties throughout the game including four LaTs and six BANKRUPTS.
-We got an incorrect letter on the mystery wedge but it didn’t matter though.
In the Mystery Round…
C O M E / W I T H / M E
T O / T H E / S E A
O F / _ O _ E
M & X called a CRITICAL DUD of R after spinning $1K three times in a row to throw away $3,800.
-We got a $0 Prize Puzzle win as a result of M & X’s LaT (and Xavier got down on his knees and screamed “WHY?!”).
-During the Speed-Up, Tracina blew the $6K solve with PLAYING WITH BALLS– this is a G-rated show, ma’am! 😡 I thought it was like playing with toy balls, but no, it was a stupid NSFW answer. And that missolve went viral.
EVIL CATEGORY TRIO TO START THE TOURNAMENT: PHRASE/WHAT ARE YOU DOING?/THING
Civilians this week could win this 2023 Ford Bronco Black Diamond 4dr.
$100K Bonus Round: C & C won’t be BAKING A POUND CAKE with $40K.
My Rating: 4 (F+)
Mythman’s Rating: 4/10 (Piss-Poor start to WWE Week)
Unfortunately, that is our thirty fifth car shutout of the season.